White coat. Heels.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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