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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he was CRYING into my vagina

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  And to think..we used to do everything sober...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.

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• (415): View more from California

  Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.

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