My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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