No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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