Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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