If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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