We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We need to rekindle our bromance
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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