she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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