She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i drank out of a bidet.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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