i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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