I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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