why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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