I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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