I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
this hospital has no fireball
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
