she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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