i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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