just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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