yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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