I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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