community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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