is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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