We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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