We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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