jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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