physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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