what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"