Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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