Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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