Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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