Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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