He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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