Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.