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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner

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• (940): View more from Texas

  nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I have jury duty tomorrow

  (207): View more from Maine

  I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.

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