Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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