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• (503): View more from Oregon

  this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"

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  dude.

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  yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we just fucked in the mcds parking lot

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  wasnt he a virgin

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  yes we got celebratory milkshakes after

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.

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• (914): View more from New York

  still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...

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  Actually, she's fat now, so...

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  Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Glow parties are what I live for

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  Your priorities in life astound me

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  He won't sleep with me again until I commit...

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  Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.

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• (714): View more from California

  Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy

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  He wasn't prepared for it

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship

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