please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She made me pour olive oil on her.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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