What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
