i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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