i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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