i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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