I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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