This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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