Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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