do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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