My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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