Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Randomize
