Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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