question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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