Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
