I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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