Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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