Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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