I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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