We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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