Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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