Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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