It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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