you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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