no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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