Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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