can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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